“Final load of the terracotta warriors to…um Sidney opera house Australia.” There were about 5 men loading the ancient terracotta warriors into crates. “This is heavy” said one man. He dropped one, but when he picked it up, he said “phew it’s just a crack”.
The next morning the terracotta warrior that was cracked started rumbling and then it opened-up. An alien popped out of the crate and walked out of a containment facility. To the alien’s surprise there was an entire street of aliens there. “G’day mate, that’s probably the best costume I’ve ever seen”. Then the alien asked, “where am I?” and the man took off his alien head and said, “you’re in Australia mate”.