One day myself and my ‘best friend’ Carl came to my house.

Don’t tell Carl but he is the pickiest person in the world.  One time when went out for ice cream I bought Carl a really expensive ice cream and he didn’t eat it because he’s apparently “lactose intolerant” like WHAT?!?!.

And today he came over for a bit and we got hungry so I made us some toast with vegemite I brought in the food.  “No,” he said “I like marmite” not vegemite.

I literally kicked his butt out of the house!