The devil

Greetings my name is Satan. Thanks to idiotic God and his prophets I’m the most evil being in the universe but I have a plan to finish him off. I’ll bring people of my own to earth and heaven. I already tried it with Thanos and Hitler but the so called good guys killed Thanos and I don’t know why Hitler committed suicide and did I mention these dam horns and red skin arrgh! I hate him so much and Jesus “oooh look at me I’m a good guy!” arrrgh he’s such a little [sorry this recording has been shut down because Satan has been so rude].